trasemc: “ My dog loves the adventure source ”
valenciaperez: “How do they ALWAYS have the best costumes???? ”

me:  i've waited 50 years for this
my mom:  you're 17
me:  i've waited 50 years for this

pussylipgloss:

*spends yet another day being honest and loyal*

(via isaac)

moxis:

job interview: we need HAPPY, MOTIVATED people!!

my depressed ass:

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(via confirmance)

narramin:

my attention span as a 10 year old: *reads the Lord of the Rings trilogy in like two sittings*

my attention span now: *checks internet every 10 minutes during important task, opens new tab of same site I’m already browsing and got tired of*

derezzcartes:

*hears thunder* thor if thats u bitch i love u

nbhd-daily: ““What do I do? What do I do? I don’t believe it if I don’t keep proof I don’t believe it if I don’t know you I don’t believe it if it’s on the news or on the Internet I need a cigarette ” ”